Hi all,
So I got my second order from Northerner this afternoon. Upon opening of my P.O. Box the heralds began to play, the clouds parted and the heavenly angels appeared as the sunshine burst through to cast light upon the DFW metroplex. And then I opened my package and Fade to Black...
I was missing my much anticipated Northern Energy Snus which is listed as "shipped" under my order status online. No problem, says I, clicking my heels in sheer delight of my precious Odens Kanel. I quickly zip off an email to Northerner about my missing tin.
Scrambling through my scrambled eggs dinner I make haste to clear my taste buds of all flavors in preparation for King Oden...
Trembling fingers (anticipation not withdrawal I had a cranberry skruf earlier) cut through the paper wrapper only to find something slightly better than a lump of coal: Damaged Goods.
The tobacco pouches were busted up like they'd been through 13 rounds with a prize fighter. Four of my portions are busted and made my portion tin look like a can of Los (which I'm waaay too much of a nub for).
Sigh... as I pop another SSRI and drown my sorrows in a bottle of Whiskey. (Not really but almost).
So I got my second order from Northerner this afternoon. Upon opening of my P.O. Box the heralds began to play, the clouds parted and the heavenly angels appeared as the sunshine burst through to cast light upon the DFW metroplex. And then I opened my package and Fade to Black...
I was missing my much anticipated Northern Energy Snus which is listed as "shipped" under my order status online. No problem, says I, clicking my heels in sheer delight of my precious Odens Kanel. I quickly zip off an email to Northerner about my missing tin.
Scrambling through my scrambled eggs dinner I make haste to clear my taste buds of all flavors in preparation for King Oden...
Trembling fingers (anticipation not withdrawal I had a cranberry skruf earlier) cut through the paper wrapper only to find something slightly better than a lump of coal: Damaged Goods.
The tobacco pouches were busted up like they'd been through 13 rounds with a prize fighter. Four of my portions are busted and made my portion tin look like a can of Los (which I'm waaay too much of a nub for).
Sigh... as I pop another SSRI and drown my sorrows in a bottle of Whiskey. (Not really but almost).
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