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  • f. bandersnatch
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 725
    #16
    My US warehouse stocks a variety of necessities, none of which the rest of society has thought of. Joe Shmo is filling his basement with canned goods and purified water, but he is going to have to come to me as soon as the lights go out and he starts niccing and his wife has a Valium fit.

    Zombie apocalypse=I win.

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9759
      #17
      Sure Frank will send you two tins. But will there be any snus in them?






      he could send you used portions
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • wa3zrm
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 4436
        #18
        Listen up you heathens!

        I was deeply moved by Brother Frank’s offer to provide our apostolate with not one… but TWO free tins of snus.

        Alleluia!

        Through a selfless and compassionate act, Brother Frank has reminded me of my spiritual obligations in that, “It is truly better to give than to receive.”

        Alleluia!

        I wept last night knowing how many of you wretches out there are in need of spiritual refuge; and that I, a miserable sinner myself, should do all I can to assist my SNUSON brothers and sisters in the ways of penance that leads to the road of redemption!

        Alleluia!

        Through this spiritual awakening, I have decided to live the example that Brother Frank has set before me in that during the month of June, I will hold a drawing amongst those of you who confess your sins and transgressions in the SNUSON Confessional.

        Alleluia!

        To enter this drawing, all you need to do is join the SNUSON Confessional group (if you are not already a member) and confess! By doing this, you will not only find spiritual relief, but enter a drawing for a snus and snuff assortment that some may consider, “Truly Divine.”

        Alleluia!

        So… go forth my SNUSON brethrens and CONFESS! Now is the time to REPENT and gain your entry into the Divine Snus & Snuff drawing! The winner will be announced during the first week of July.

        AMEN
        If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9759
          #19
          Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
          Listen up you heathens!

          I was deeply moved by Brother Frank’s offer to provide our apostolate with not one… but TWO free tins of snus.

          Alleluia!

          Through a selfless and compassionate act, Brother Frank has reminded me of my spiritual obligations in that, “It is truly better to give than to receive.”

          Alleluia!

          I wept last night knowing how many of you wretches out there are in need of spiritual refuge; and that I, a miserable sinner myself, should do all I can to assist my SNUSON brothers and sisters in the ways of penance that leads to the road of redemption!

          Alleluia!

          Through this spiritual awakening, I have decided to live the example that Brother Frank has set before me in that during the month of June, I will hold a drawing amongst those of you who confess your sins and transgressions in the SNUSON Confessional.

          Alleluia!

          To enter this drawing, all you need to do is join the SNUSON Confessional group (if you are not already a member) and confess! By doing this, you will not only find spiritual relief, but enter a drawing for a snus and snuff assortment that some may consider, “Truly Devine.”

          Alleluia!

          So… go forth my SNUSON brethrens and CONFESS! Now is the time to REPENT and gain your entry into the Devine Snus & Snuff drawing! The winner will be announced during the first week of July.

          AMEN
          beware its just one of them cults that will suck up your money and send you off to nowhere.

          don't drink the Koo-aid
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • wa3zrm
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 4436
            #20
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
            beware its just one of them cults that will suck up your money and send you off to nowhere.

            don't drink the Koo-aid
            You FOOL! Your dare risk excommunication?
            If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9759
              #21
              Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
              You FOOL! Your dare risk excommunication?
              thats impossible.

              I'm not a member of your cult and I don't believe in your false gods
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • wa3zrm
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 4436
                #22
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                thats impossible.

                I'm not a member of your cult and I don't believe in your false gods
                Repent you sinner or this is what you risk!
                If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                • danielan
                  Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1514
                  #23
                  Are jihad's allowed in this religion?

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                  • wa3zrm
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 4436
                    #24
                    Originally posted by danielan View Post
                    Are jihad's allowed in this religion?

                    The infidel Parrot risks Jihad if he does not REPENT!
                    If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9759
                      #25
                      ha!! I'm brewing my own chemical weapons as we speak. And I'm about ready to let one go. I sure hope its just gas.........
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • cj
                        Member
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 1563
                        #26
                        these are things that are not to be mocked

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