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  • Crow
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    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #31
    Distribute your snus to IKEA.
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    • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
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      • Mar 2011
      • 7035

      #32
      Originally posted by The Seattleite View Post
      Distribute your snus to IKEA.
      Well IKEA sells furniture and hotdogs not snus

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      • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
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        • Mar 2011
        • 7035

        #33
        Originally posted by dpete View Post
        GN, I would like to offer a distribution idea. As much as I like to see the UPS guay show up it would be far more enjoyable to see a lovely Swedish lady delivering my snus. Perhaps you could have an army of lovely Swedish girls stationed around the world to deliver your product. I and many others would not only very happily surrender to such an army but I would volunteer to house the US west coast group. Yeah, I miss the Swedish Bikini Team....
        progresiv idea

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        • Crow
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          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #34
          You haven't seen the IKEA here in Washington. They sell everything Swedish. The whole place is huge, and everything is written in Swedish.

          They also have a restaurant. Their Swedish meatballs are good. Comes with mashed potatoes, gravy, and lingonberry sauce. Only $3.99 (5 extra meatball for $1 more)
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          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
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          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
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            • Mar 2011
            • 7035

            #35
            Originally posted by The Seattleite View Post
            You haven't seen the IKEA here in Washington. They sell everything Swedish. The whole place is huge, and everything is written in Swedish.
            Snus too ?

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            • precious007
              Banned Users
              • Sep 2010
              • 5885

              #36
              Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB View Post
              Well IKEA sells furniture and hotdogs not snus
              lol. yes and home related stuff mainly

              but snus would sell great right at the entrance

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              • Crow
                Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 4312

                #37
                Everything BUT snus.

                They can stock it where they keep the wine.
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                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                Frosted: lucky twat
                Frosted: Aussie slags
                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                  Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 7035

                  #38
                  At least next week We Will kontakt Ikea hope they Will not say to us "DRA ÅT HELVETE" from begining

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                  • timholian
                    Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1448

                    #39
                    Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB View Post
                    At least next week We Will kontakt Ikea hope they Will not say to us "DRA ÅT HELVETE" from begining
                    You can tell them that there are at least one person in Houston that would be glad to hear that Ikea has snus for sale. Tell them I promise to buy a couch from them if they start to carry snus.
                    LOL
                    Good luck and thank you!

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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #40
                      ... and you tell them, "AMERIKANERNA KRÄVER SVENSKT SNUS!"
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                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                      • Darwin
                        Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 1372

                        #41
                        Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB View Post
                        Darwin We don't know the differens between gay and gay do you realy belive that We understod your quastion but swolow We think We understood it is not so big air speed
                        It's just a quote from the movie "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"--as is the line about swallows. Holy Grail is one of the funniest movies ever made but much of it will be lost on those whose first language is not english. I'm sure it's been translated into just about every other language but Monty Python's type of humor may not translate very well culturally.

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                        • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                          Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 7035

                          #42
                          Originally posted by timholian View Post
                          You can tell them that there are at least one person in Houston that would be glad to hear that Ikea has snus for sale. Tell them I promise to buy a couch from them if they start to carry snus.
                          LOL
                          Good luck and thank you!
                          I am copying your words to show to IKEA then We hope they won't say to us " the door is behind SIR "

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                          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                            Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 7035

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Darwin
                            It's just a quote from the movie "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"--as is the line about swallows. Holy Grail is one of the funniest movies ever made but much of it will be lost on those whose first language is not english. I'm sure it's been translated into just about every other language but Monty Python's type of humor may not translate very well culturally.
                            Thank you very much for explanation Darwin

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                            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 7035

                              #44
                              Originally posted by The Seattleite View Post
                              ... and you tell them, "AMERIKANERNA KRÄVER SVENSKT SNUS!"
                              Är du Svensk ?

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                              • Crow
                                Member
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 4312

                                #45
                                Nej, jag är halvt-Isländska.
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                                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                                Frosted: lucky twat
                                Frosted: Aussie slags
                                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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