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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436
    #1

    Man has sex with unconscious woman to save her life

    Man, 50, 'had sex with his unconscious neighbor in order to save her life

    A 50-year-old man who had sex with his neighbor while she was unconscious told police he only did it to try and keep her warm, it emerged today.
    Rodger William Kelly, from St George, Utah, said he inserted his penis inside the unconscious 29-year-old on May 19 because 'he was trying to save her life'.
    'He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up', court documents said.
    He was arrested on Monday and charged with one count of first-degree felony rape.

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  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435
    #2
    She's still alive, so it must have worked. He's a hero! :^D

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    • Bigblue1
      Banned Users
      • Dec 2008
      • 3923
      #3
      Apparently he has a totally different Idea of CPR. Cunnilingual Penile Resuscitation anyone?

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      • rickcharles606
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 2307
        #4
        Originally posted by Bigblue1
        Apparently he has a totally different Idea of CPR. Cunnilingual Penile Resuscitation anyone?
        seems totally legit to me :-)

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        • Nuusku
          Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 993
          #5
          How altruistic

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          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312
            #6
            Parrot at it again!

            What happened? Did you run oat of blue barrels?
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
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            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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            • Paco
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              • Dec 2012
              • 396
              #7
              That's not right she didn't even get to see his OHHHHHHH! face.

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752
                #8
                Originally posted by Crow
                Parrot at it again!

                What happened? Did you run oat of blue barrels?

                Damn.......... beat me to it.....I was thinking the exact same thing.......
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067
                  #9
                  say whaaaaa?

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758
                    #10
                    I would NEVER have sex with an unconscious woman. I might make fleshlites out of parts of her tho.

                    btw, one gal will fit in each barrel. If I cut them up correctly I can fit two in there quite easily. Whats most important is to make sure you rotate the stock.





                    that guy had a pretty good story. He must have quite the imagination.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



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                    • sirloot
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2607
                      #11
                      in all fairness he did plug in his heater <:P

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                      • OregonNative
                        Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 647
                        #12
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                        I would NEVER have sex with an unconscious woman. I might make fleshlites out of parts of her tho.

                        btw, one gal will fit in each barrel. If I cut them up correctly I can fit two in there quite easily. Whats most important is to make sure you rotate the stock.

                        that guy had a pretty good story. He must have quite the imagination.
                        A perfect example of why I miss snuson when I'm not around. PP's wisdom is a treasure not to be taken for granted. I'm stealing this for a signature.

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                        • voodooman
                          Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 255
                          #13
                          dicks...

                          ...what would we do without 'em?

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